Soap is not a condiment
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
