wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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