he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
