after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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