The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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