There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
