marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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