Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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