Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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