oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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