Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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