My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Randomize
