if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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