it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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