That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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