Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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