yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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