I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
He felt like a one man threesome
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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