i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I am naked and annoyed.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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