so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
pop tarts are not kleenex
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???