Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum