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• (951): View more from California

  Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.

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  Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while

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  woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick

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  the rest of him looks just as crooked

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.

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• (858): View more from California

  It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.

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