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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years

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• (716): View more from New York

  I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.

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  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked

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