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• (716): View more from New York

  so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome

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  i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?

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• (315): View more from New York

  I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  pop tarts are not kleenex

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

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• (650): View more from California

  so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.

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  did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.

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  Not my cup of tea

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???

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  Ours, apparently.

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