So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.