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• (734): View more from Michigan

  just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home

  (248): View more from Michigan

  r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?

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• (585): View more from New York

  she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Umm you met him three days ago....

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  I said what I said

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.

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  That's how you know you deserve to be a senior

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• (915): View more from Texas

  and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.

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• (619): View more from California

  I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.

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  Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!

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