Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
All I want is dick and wine.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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