i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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