I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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