So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
