i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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