i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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