He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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