my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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