It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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