How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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