We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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