I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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