HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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