You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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