We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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