She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Actions speak louder than pants.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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