Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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