absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How external is "for external use only"?
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Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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