just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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