Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
So drunk its hurt
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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