Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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