So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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