Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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