doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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