can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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