Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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