OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
this will be a night to untag.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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