Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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