Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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