He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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