I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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