Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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