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steve butabi!
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At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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