New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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