I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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